Fife Council's Trading Standards Department are about to launch a blitz on ... electric blankets as we approach the winter months.
Now he doesn't dispute the dangers inherent in these and Carnegie suspects he is being old fashioned but how about a blitz on ... premises sering unhygienic food, unscrupulous rogue traders, retailers that rip you off or lenders that take their borrowers for a ride?
Or perhaps they are also having to cut back given the budget restrictions within Fife Council?
