Joke.

Carnegie doesn't have any sympathy with abuse of animals and even has qualms about visiting the zoo, but even he can draw the line at fish that are caught for food.

"AN ANIMAL rights organisation has jumped on the success of a Fife chip shop to promote its message. People For The Ethical Treatment Of Animals (PETA) has urged the Anstruther Fish Bar, which was named the best fish and chip shop in the UK last week, to change its name to Anstruther Sea Kitten Bar. The ‘tongue-in-cheek’ publicity stunt follows the launch of their organisation’s Save The Sea Kittens campaign to encourage people to show compassion for fish and other marine life by referring to them as sea kittens."

PETA should focus on fighting some of the more serious forms of cruelty to animals and leave the fish alone.